Episodes
Rodeo, Rodeo, Where For Art Thou Rodeo?
September 29, 1997
Tex Avery and Sagebrush Sid compete to become the clown in the rodeo.
The Dis-Orderly
September 29, 1997
Dan thinks he can scam a hospital.
A Bird in the Brain Is Worth Two in the Bush
September 29, 1997
When Neanderthals find themselves hungry and unable to reach a giant dinosaur egg perched on a cliff top, Einstone comes to the rescue.
The Not-So-Great Train Robbery
September 30, 1997
Sagebrush Sid is determined to rob the gold shipment on today’s train.
Humpty Dumpty Had a Great Wall
September 30, 1997
Ghengis the barbarian takes his reign of terror throughout the world but is stopped by the Great Wall, and Khannie.
Martial Blitz
September 30, 1997
Amanda is attending the social event of the year.
Cabin Fever
October 1, 1997
Our hero Tex is lost in a blizzard when he chances across a cabin stocked full of food and firewood.
Cruisin' for a Bruisin'
October 1, 1997
Fed up with flies, Amanda decides to put to sea on a cruise ship to escape.
Breakfast in Bedlam
October 1, 1997
Maurice decides to prepare breakfast in bed for his Ma and Pa.
Bottleneck Bear
October 2, 1997
Tex is on his way to visit Chastity when a big Grizzly refuses to let him pass.
Sitter Jitters
October 2, 1997
When Mooch tries to nab Maurice, the little chicken thinks his new sitter wants to play war.
Flychiatry
October 2, 1997
Amanda's mind finally snaps from the strain of her battles with Freddy.
Driving Mr. Dan
October 3, 1997
Dan is a self-important businessman who needs to get to the airport on time.
Who Kilt the Conqueror?
October 3, 1997
Ghengis arrives in Scotland invades castle McKhannie in an attempt to conquer Scotland.
Saur Loser
October 4, 1997
Einstone believes he has invented the perfect Dinosaur trap.
Mine, Mine, Mine
October 3, 1997
It’s double-cross to see who gets the shaft, er, the mine.
Stupe Du Jour
October 4, 1997
Phony television chef Dan Du Jour is a tyrant with his staff!
Teacher's Pest
October 4, 1997
When Mooch discovers that it's Maurice's first day of school, he decides to catch the little squab by hijacking the school bus.
Silence of the Lames
October 5, 1997
Amanda does her social duty by volunteering at the local library.
Aloha Oy!
October 5, 1997
Ghengis arrives off Diamond Head and plans to conquer Hawaii.
Black and Blue Belt
October 5, 1997
When Maurice arrives at the dojo for his first kung fu lesson, Mooch waylays the instructor and takes his place.
Cat Scratch Fervor
October 6, 1997
While rescuing a local mouse, a bad local alley cat see Power Pooch chewing his Power Slipper.
Say Goodnight Freddy
October 6, 1997
Amanda has a big photo session tomorrow morning.
Quiet Please
October 6, 1997
All Dan really wanted was a good nights rest.
Tell-Tale Fly
October 7, 1997
Amanda settles to relax when she finds herself being haunted by Freddy’s buzzing.
True or False Alarm
October 7, 1997
Mooch decides to call a false alarm to get the firemen out and trick Maurice into his stomach.
SSS-PEED
October 7, 1997
Power Pooch tries to teach Little Buddy the meaning of vigilance.
Greek A-Boo
October 8, 1997
Ghengis arrives in Athens where he intends to conquer Greece.
Toothpaste Pete
October 8, 1997
Dan hides out in a dentist’s only to discover that Pompeii Pete is their assistant.
Cave Improvement
October 8, 1997
When the Neanderthals come to Einstone to fix their cave roof, our genius helps them with some ideas.
A Man Called Horsey
October 9, 1997
After Sid is abusive to his horse, the animal demands that horses get the cushy jobs.
Neanderthal Mom
October 9, 1997
When his mother comes to stay, Einstone tries to get rid of her by finding her a boyfriend.
Toy Store Story
October 9, 1997
Mooch discovers Maurice in a toy store and sets out to get his lunch.
Disasterpiece Theater
October 10, 1997
Chastity has had it with Tex and Sid always fighting and demands they do a program with class.
You Take the High Road
October 10, 1997
Ghengis conquers Egypt only to discover that the Princess, Khannie, has other plans.
Caveman and Wife
October 10, 1997
Einstone meets a sexy cave babe and gets hit by Cupid's club!
What's Yours Is Mayan
October 11, 1997
When Ghengis tries to sacrifice Khannie to the volcano god, Khannie gets something better than gold!
Wish Upon a Star Traveler
October 11, 1997
A time traveler comes from the future to pick one caveman to bring back with him.
Mile High Fly
October 11, 1997
Amanda tries to squash Freddy but can’t seem to crush him.
Gangster Rip
October 12, 1997
Danny Boy is instructed to teach a crime lord's nephew the ropes of the business.
Himalaya Down and Die
October 12, 1997
Khannie is back in her native Asia when Genghis attacks the Himalayas.
The Ugh-Lympic Games
October 12, 1997
Einstone creates the Ugh Lympic Games to give them an alternative to beating brains out.
Out of Shape Out of Mind
October 13, 1997
Einstone realizes the Neanderthals evolutionary development is threatened because they're out of shape.
Pain in the Rain Forest
October 13, 1997
Ghengis arrives in the Amazon with plans to cut a highway to conquering the tribes of Brazil.
Bank You Very Much
October 13, 1997
Pooch & LB join the cops in foiling a bank robbery.
Virtual Tex
October 14, 1997
Tex isn’t sure he likes this technology, especially when the outcome of the cartoon is in the hands the audience.
Chicken Scouts
October 14, 1997
Mooch tries to cook Maurice on the campfire.
Pompeii Away
October 14, 1997
Dan the Man is a lawyer on vacation who wants to be left alone by Pompeii Pete.
Tex-Babies
October 15, 1997
Chastity has reached her tolerance of fighting and demands to know how this feuding got started.
Gunga Dan
October 15, 1997
Gunga Dan wants to make the cover of Fearless Hunter Magazine.
Is There a Doctor in the Cave?
October 15, 1997
Einstone opens the Einstone School of Medicine to teach how to help fellow cavemen.
Ever Herd of Cows?
October 16, 1997
Cattle rustler Sid is determined to steal Tex's herd of steers.
The Return of Dr. Hydrant
October 16, 1997
Power Pooch must rescue Little Buddy who is held prisoner by the nefarious Dr. Hydrant!
Fortunate Fly
October 16, 1997
Amanda learns from a kooky mystic that a fly on your person can be lucky.
Not Even a Sporting Chance
October 17, 1997
Sid is an outlaw trying to steal gold from Tex's fort.
Fat Chance
October 17, 1997
In order to look like the skinny models in Vague magazine, Amanda heads for a really strict fat farm.
La Misery
October 17, 1997
Power Pooch is determined to protect the wealth of a solitary old lady.
Caddy Whack
October 18, 1997
Dr. Dan, who practices golf more than medicine, meets his match in friendly Pete.
Mutts Attacks!
October 18, 1997
An alien ship is approaching Earth, and Power Pooch instantly assumes it's an attack.
Dances on Lions
October 18, 1997
Genghis is out to conquer an Indian tribe when he runs into little squaw Khannie.
Nice to Canoe You
October 19, 1997
Sagebrush Sid "sidnaps" Chastity to row her to a church downriver for a wedding just so he can get a kiss.
Bug to the Future
October 19, 1997
Amanda inadvertently locks Freddy in the freezer.
Yes, We Have No Electricity
October 19, 1997
In a series of comical blackout gags, Maurice plays haunted house with his hungry neighbor.
Fly-Incarnation
October 20, 1997
Amanda hires a Medium to help her contact her supposedly dead brother.
Power Puppy
October 20, 1997
Power Pooch is reverted back to puppy-hood when Dr. Hydrant blows a special dog whistle.
The One That Didn't Get Away
October 20, 1997
When Maurice goes fishing, Mooch realizes this could be his chance to make a catch.
Fat and Fatter
October 21, 1997
Tex and Sid try to their hardest to gain weight to gain Chastity’s favor.
Cake Me a Bake
October 21, 1997
It's hungry fly versus selfish dowager where baking a cake becomes battle royale.
Count Danula
October 21, 1997
Count Danula, gets a visit from traveling pizza boy Pompeii Pete.
The Toothless Fairy
October 22, 1997
Mooch disguises as the Tooth Fairy in hopes of getting dinner.
A No-Etiquette Barbarian in King Arthur's Court
October 22, 1997
Genghis invades Camelot to make himself King of the Round Table.
Look Who's Ughing
October 22, 1997
When a Neanderthal’s wife leaves for a shopping her husband is clueless as to taking care of their newborn baby.
Pony Distress
October 23, 1997
Tex is a Pony Express Rider carrying something in his saddlebags.
My Fair Freddy
October 23, 1997
Amanda, to save her reputation as a charitable rich person, sends Freddy to a finishing school.
Re-Pete Customer
October 23, 1997
Dan the Man is arap star whose recent change of name prompts him to change his image.
A-Hunting We Won't Go
November 3, 1997
When three Neanderthals hunt down and capture a rock, then eat it, Einstone decides to teach them how to properly eat.
Top Gun Shy
November 3, 1997
Lieutenant Dan is the hottest Top Gun weapon's expert in the fleet. Rocks, mountain goats, you name it - he'll blow it up.
Sidekicked
November 3, 1997
Dr. Hydrant sends a "fake" Little Buddy into Power Pooch's hideout to discover the means of his power and steal it.
The President's Fly
November 4, 1997
Amanda's visit to the Whitehouse to meet the chief finds her aghast at his latest pet, The First Fly -- Freddy!
The Long-Awaited Evil Twin Episode!
November 4, 1997
After a freak accident while powering up, Power Pooch discovers he now has an evil duplicate of himself.
Donkey Conqueror
November 4, 1997
Genghis is about to conqueror Thailand when he's rudely awakened to the fact that he's not the only conqueror in the world.
Wrapped Up in His Work
November 5, 1997
Power Pooch comes across a mummy. Thinking it's a "mommy", he rushes it to the hospital, where he takes it upon himself to help her.
Cyrano De Burg-A-Rock Head
November 5, 1997
Einstone aids a clumsy Neanderthal who is in love with a female Neanderthal but has no idea how to approach her.
Terminal Veloci-Pete
November 5, 1997
Pompeii Pete tries to deliver some packages to skydiver Dan... CASH ON DELIVERY! But Dan refuses to pay.
Up a Tree Without a Paddle
November 6, 1997
After Sid Bunyan chops down the every last tree in his area, he goes after Tex's tree sanctuary.
Mechanically Declined
November 6, 1997
Dan's love affair with his snazzy car is brought to a halt when he collides with a boulder.
Power Pooch No More
November 6, 1997
Mistakenly convinced that he has hurt Little Buddy, Power Pooch vows never to use his powers for violence again and joins a Himalayan monastery.
Water You Gonna Do?
November 7, 1997
Tex is lost in the burning hot desert and fresh out of water.
Run for Your Lifeguard!
November 7, 1997
When little Maurice goes to the beach for an afternoon of fun, Mooch waylays the lifeguard and attempts to turn Maurice into lunch by "destroying" him in volleyball.
A Shoe Thing!
November 7, 1997
Power Pooch unknowingly wreaks havoc by botching a bank robbery arrest involving a mime.
Tallywho?
November 10, 1997
Amanda is having an all out English style Fox-hunt, only in order to illustrate her love for animals, she's hunting Freddy, who we discover knows a lot about obstacles, trumpet blowing and the art of the chase.
The Eggs-stra Terrestrial
November 10, 1997
Mooch poses as a friendly alien in order to lure Maurice into his barbecue-spaceship.
Double-O Scussi
November 10, 1997
Pompeii Pete is mistaken for a James Bond-esque spy by notorious super criminal, Blo-Dan.
Stagecoach Tex
November 11, 1997
The race is on between Tex and Sid to see who delivers Chastity to Dirtwater first!
Bored of the Flies
November 11, 1997
Amanda and Freddy are shipwrecked on a island where the natives worship Freddy as a god.
Slaphappy Birthday
November 11, 1997
It's Maurice's birthday and Clucko the Clown is coming to his party.
To Ape or Not to Ape
November 12, 1997
Tex is lost in the jungle when he inadvertently strikes the fancy of a large female gorilla.
Tarred and Married
November 12, 1997
Einstone attempts to lure a bullying Dinosaur into a tar pit by dressing as a female dinosaur.
Peek-A-Boom
November 12, 1997
Genghis needs a big cannon so he can capture a distant fort for the Emperor.
What Big Feet You Have!
January 13, 1997
Tex and Sid race to get the first photo of the notorious Bigfoot for Chastity's newspaper.
Peer Pressure
January 13, 1997
Einstone discovers loneliness and concludes that his super-genius antics prevent him from making friends.
Doggie Pounded
January 13, 1997
Power Pooch is tired and insists on taking a vacation, but he ends up at the dog pound.
Just Plane Trouble
November 14, 1997
Dan the Man is a passenger on an airplane and Pete is a bumbling flight attendant.
Can't Fly Me Love
November 14, 1997
Amanda is courted by polished Ronald Coleman-like gold digger, Monsieur Le Leech.
P.P. Loves Fifi
November 14, 1997
Power Pooch falls in love for the first time.
My Dinner With Mooch
November 17, 1997
The Squab's invite Mr. Mooch over for a family meal.
Diamonds Are for Heifer
November 17, 1997
When Amanda acquires a supposedly cursed diamond to impress her peers, Freddy decides to play the legend to the hilt.
Squirrel Trouble
November 17, 1997
Pooch's master is mad over a squirrel who keeps digging up his yard to bury nuts.
Sagebrush Sindy
November 18, 1997
Sagebrush Sid figures the only way to beat the system is to become Sagebrush Sindy.
Courting Disaster
November 18, 1997
Genghis has finally captured his nemesis, Khannie.
The Postman Always Barks Twice
November 18, 1997
A sudden disappearance of the city's postal workers prompts Power Pooch to fill in and assume the role of every dog's most hated enemy - the mailman.
Chastity Peak
November 19, 1997
Tex is climbing the biggest mountain around so he can name it after his true love Chastity.
Ready, Willing and Cable
November 19, 1997
Papa Squab wants to surprise Mama with a new TV entertainment unit, but he doesn't know how to hook it up.
Crass Action Hero
November 19, 1997
While on vacation in Hollywood, Pete takes a studio tour and accidentally gets cast in the latest Danger Dan action film as Dan's sidekick.
Aw, Mush!
November 20, 1997
Tex enters the Great Yukon Sled Race only to discover that five-time champion Yukon Sid is cheating.
The Wrath of Khannie
November 20, 1997
Genghis has come to Mars to claim it for the Emperor.
The Midas Touché
November 20, 1997
Amanda Banshee angers a fortune teller who tries to zap her with a curse that makes everything she touches worthless.
That's Shoe Biz!
November 21, 1997
Power Pooch drops the Power Shoe in a toddler's lap.
Dial M for Moron
November 21, 1997
Mystery writer Dan is trying to think up a unique murder weapon when his noisy gardener disturbs him.
I'll Take Manure
November 21, 1997
Amanda is determined to win big on her favorite game show.
Showdown at the OK Corral
Tex and Sid's fightin' gets them put in a looney bin where a therapist attempts to turn their fightin' ways to friendliness.
Carnivores Anonymous
Mooch realizes he has a problem with chickens and that his life has become unmanageable, so he attends a Carnivores Anonymous meeting.
Presidential Pooch
Power Pooch believes that when the First Lady says the she will "take out the President" it does not mean dinner and a show.
Running of the Bullys
After taking a sound bullying from obnoxious Neanderthals, Einstone picks up and moves on to more tolerant types, a village of Dinosaurs.
What, Me Hostage?
Pete innocently answers a bank's help wanted ad and is employed as a hostage when Dan's bank robbery attempt goes terribly wrong.
Coach Mooch
Mooch convinces the townspeople that a baseball team is needed to prevent the young chickens from becoming juvenile delinquents.
Mutiny on the Poultry
Mooch plays pirate to catch himself a little Caribbean cuisine.
The Running Dan
Dan the Man is the unethical director of an art museum, who plans to steal an exhibited diamond.
Ugh-ementary, My Dear Watson
Sherlock Einstone, the world's finest (and only) detective, takes on his toughest case: finding a lost turtle.
Don't Shoot, It's a Shoot
Power Pooch foils a major bank heist in broad daylight.
Dawn of the Dan
Dan the Man is having a party at his mansion and Pompeii Pete is the doorman.
Tragedy and Comedy
Einstone invents drama to inspire the Neanderthals to strive towards civilization.
Tex-Files
Tex finds himself abducted aboard a U.F.O., where he competes Sid for the affections of a beautiful space alien.
Income Outcome
Amanda goes to great lengths to look poor and evades the Tax Man.
Asgard Me Not
The Emperor wants to conquer the fabled Norse city of Asgard.
Moochini the Magnificent
The fox has a foolproof way to get chicken into gullet: magic!
Pumped Up!
Power Pooch is all set to go rescue the kidnapped Lieutenant, when he discovers the Power Shoe is missing.
Map-solutely Not
Genghis attempts to find the elusive home to a Himalayan Great Ruler.
Tex Meets Execs
Tex and Sid find it hard to play out their Magnificent 7 parody when a Network Executive keep jumping in with great new ideas.
Agent From H.O.R.D.E.
Genghis is a secret agent from H.O.R.D.E sent by the Emperor to find a top secret Growth Serum.
My Hair Lady
Einstone is going to take some Neanderthal guttersnipe and teach her to bathe, dress and speak; thus, he'll finally have the perfect mate.
Frankeinstone!
Einstone desperately wants to observe how it is that Neanderthal men have success meeting girls.
Atlantis Shrugged
Genghis and the Emperor have conquered everything on the planet... except for the lost continent of Atlantis and its elusive treasure.
Mini the Mooch
Mooch wants to add Maurice to the ingredients to a recipe he wants to try, so he agrees to help Maurice with his science experiment.
Duhmesticated
Einstone invites some prehistoric women over for a private party.
Buzzin' Couzin'
Amanda summons her country cousin to deal with Freddy.
20/20 Houndsight
The Lieutenant is excited about his upcoming awards banquet. But Pooch gets it into his head that his master is walking into a trap!
The Texorcist
Sid thinks he has finally succeeded, but Tex comes back to haunt Sid.
Enraptured Einstone
Einstone works hard to win the heart of a Cave girl.
May the Stressed Man Win
The Emperor offers Genghis his own private garden as a place for Genghis to recuperate.
Dan the Man-Child
Burglar Dan attempts to trick his way into a mansion by posing as a toddler.
Queen Khannie
Genghis is sent to conquer Tiny Island.
Backseat Bedlam
Mooch masquerades as Maurice's younger Cousin Sven on a Squab family vacation to the Grand Canyon.
Flea! Run Away!
Professor Hydrant has a plan, a very fiendish plan.
Family Food
The Squab family competes on a Family Feud type game show.
Remember the Rigmarole
Genghis marches through the desert of Texas to take over the famed fortress Alamo.
Armed Adillo
Tex is out tendin' to his garden when a feisty little Armadillo insists on eating his vegetables.
Beyond Stupidity
When Einstone decides he's had enough of living in the land before minds he's given a chance to sample the fruits of the future via time travel.
Queasy Cuisine
Dan the famous food critic is prepared to shut yet another restaurant.
Tex-tra Credit
Tex and Sid masquerade as schoolboys to spend time with Chastity.
Power Puppy
Eski-No-Mo
Genghis has decided to plant his flag at the top of the world: the North Pole.
Mister Smart Guy
When a smart outsider arrives, Einstone is delighted to finally have some intelligent company.
Chicken Fried Cousins
It's a beautiful day and Mooch wants nothing to do with Chicken hunting.
Rich Meets Poe
Amanda invites a writer to her manor in hopes that he will immortalize her in a story.
The Dog Who Would Be King
Pooch remembers his first home with a loving family.
Butlervania
A documentary on how and where Amanda gets her butlers.
Gym Dandy
Bodybuilder Dan is working out at the gym.
Moby Cow
A giant bovine disrupts the flow of milk into a Western town.
Dan's Best Friend
Dan the Man is cursed by a fortune teller and turned into a werewolf.
Unsurely You Jest
Genghis has had enough of getting hurt while conquering.
Narrated Tex
Sagebrush Sid discovers the magic power of the narrator's microphone.
Emperor on Holiday
The Emperor goes on vacation and leaves the key to the empire in Genghis' hands.
Superchump
Mooch attempts to trick Maurice by posing as his favorite superhero.
Night of the Living Dumb
No one misses the bully-cats when they are run over by truck.
Poil of Wisdom
Einstone invents the Smartifier, a machine that will make the other cavemen smart.
The Butlers Did It
Amanda accidentally reveals to her butlers that she's put them in her will.
Corporate Takeover
Genghis is a corporate raider pillaging properties and taking over businesses.
Toy Prehistory
Einstone's captured by a T-Rex.
Stressed Guest
Mooch can't get past the Squabs' security system.
Sold Out
Amanda wants to bid on a priceless heirloom at an auction.
Dan or Dana
Dan the thief dresses up as a woman to escape a cop.
Shoeless
When a giant monster attacks the beach, Pooch can't find his Power Shoe!
Justice of the Pieces
In the town of Sagebrush City, all the citizens look and think like Sid.
The Buddy Guard
Dan the incompetent bodyguard is given one last chance to keep his job.
The Meat Tree
Einstone tells a fable of when Neanderthals and T-Rex's lived in harmony.
Tex and Sid's Blooper Spectacular
After Sid and Tex accidentally dispatch the smarmy host of a television bloopers show, they take over as hosts.
Time Flies, Chickens Don't
In the future, Mooch is finally sick and tired of chasing Maurice around and around.
Men in Lavender
The highly secretive men who protect Earth from the dirtbags of the universe are known as the Men in Lavender.
The Original Origin Story
Power Pooch tells the true origin of the Power Shoe.
Harrier Pigeon
Genghis gets stuck dealing with an infuriatingly goofy carrier pigeon.
Bat-Dan
Dan is Bat-Dan, the greedy superhero who only fights crime, after he's been rewarded.
Yearnin for a Learnin
When the Society Humorless Meddlers Only for Education picket Tex's show for too much non-educational content, Tex and Sid struggle to make their conflict funny and educational.
