Episodes
YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
March 2, 2020
Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
March 9, 2020
Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
“I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
March 16, 2020
Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
March 30, 2020
Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
April 6, 2020
Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
April 27, 2020
Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
March 30, 2020
Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
April 13, 2020
Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
A Report from the CollegeHumor Office
April 20, 2020
Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through
May 4, 2020
Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
May 11, 2020
Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
Mom Disappointed in Son… Again
May 18, 2020
Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
May 25, 2020
Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
June 1, 2020
Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)
June 22, 2020
Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
Good Morning, River View High!
June 8, 2020
The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
Welcome to Bug News
June 15, 2020
A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
June 29, 2020
Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet
July 6, 2020
The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women
July 13, 2020
Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
All Hail Cello Chigglers!
July 27, 2020
Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops
August 3, 2020
Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.
True Confessions of Real Newscasters
August 10, 2020
Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball
August 17, 2020
Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest
August 24, 2020
Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.
