Episodes
Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail
September 9, 2019
Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.
Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad
September 9, 2019
John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.
Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal
October 14, 2019
Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.
You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad
October 21, 2019
Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).
Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk
October 28, 2019
Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.
Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles
November 4, 2019
Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.
On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer
November 11, 2019
Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.
Man Turns Home into Home Depot
November 18, 2019
Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.
"Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation
November 25, 2019
Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.
Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist
December 2, 2019
Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.
Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona
December 9, 2019
Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.
Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record
December 16, 2019
Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.
We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer
December 23, 2019
Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.
One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars
December 30, 2019
Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.
True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien
January 6, 2020
Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.
Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz
January 6, 2020
Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.
Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys
January 13, 2020
Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.
Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria
January 20, 2020
Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.
Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds
January 27, 2020
Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.
Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?
February 3, 2020
A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.
Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off
February 10, 2020
Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.
Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America
February 17, 2020
Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.
Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People
February 24, 2020
Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.
